this year’s undoubted best phrase from an Early New English text analysis:
Old Nordic droppings of the [e] were very popular in ENE
maybe the Old Nordics were sth like huge horse-like critters who kept excreting sounds. i would not put it past them, either.
and then this
Middle English was finished because Am[e]rica was discovered.
and thus the great grading is concluded. now on to the term papers.