it seems there are two types of conclusion: relevant and irrelevant.
it also seems, that the two types are inextricably linked.
the relevant conclusion from this year’s bachelor papers i’ve read: i need more sleep.
the irrelevant conclusion from this year’s bachelor papers i’ve read: crocodiles are not green.
the inextricable link between the two aforesaid conclusions:
lack of sleep causes people to see things. seen things are not real. if i see a green crocodile, it is not real. if it is not real, it cannot be green. crocodiles are not green.
she said and went to sleep.