4.12 a.m. some crazy bird wakes up and sings like there’s no tomorrow.
4.30 a.m. the local gull community decides to have a roll call.
4.50 a.m. the gulls fall silent but the crows wake up and do the same.
4.55 a.m. some mad neighbour is smoking worse than a factory chimney.
5.15 a.m. the local drunks have decided they really need a shouting match.
5.20 a.m. the gulls discuss where they are going on top of their voices.
at the moment it is 5.21 and i am (you did guess, right?) translating the wizard’s first rule.
because sleeping is quite impossible with all the mad activity going on.